jIH jatlh [Kilingon]
I am a Soap Opera Guru!
I am a Superman Enthusiast!
I am a Reality TV Nerd!
I drink Green Tea & Half and Half Sweet Tea Lemonade almost every morning!
I have a Passion for Crystal light!
I inhale Shrimp!
I always wear Pink!
I adore Scunci Headbands!
I wanna be the Mindy Weiss of the South!
I don’t follow Calories in Calories out, but I preach it!
I am a Youtube Junkie!
I step on Crunchy Leaves!
I learned to spell Bananas from Gwen Stefani!
I Always have my ears plugged in, Yes I heard what you said! 
I am the Last one to get a joke!
I hate even numbers!
I think in terms of three!
I am terrified of hotel mattresses! 
I am an SFASU Alumni
I am a lifetime Girl Scout!
I wast away life with the Internet!
I believe the mangos are out to get me!
I cheer for the Mavs!
I yell at my Cowboys!
I support the Rangers!
I’m in love with Marty Roe’s voice!
I wish Ron Washington was my paw paw!
Well behaved women rarely make history.